George Tenet: A Post-Modernist Stand Up Fall Guy

As it turns out, in addition to being to blame for the
statement included in the speech of George W. Bush‘s State of the Union address, our .Mr. Tenet is the kind of stand-up patriot who is also willing to take the fall for alot of other things. In fact, he's come out with a list of other events and actions he is willing to confess to:

"Tenet's Top Ten List of Things I'll Take The Fall For":

10. I write all of the Nigerian Advance Fee Scam emails.
9. I kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.
8. I was the Grassy Knoll shooter in Dealey Plaza.
7. I am the founder of the Illuminati.
6. I dumped all the Gore ballots in the Suwannee River.
5. Reality TV was my idea.
4. I threw that piece of foam insulation at the panel of the space shuttle's wing.
3. Although I was not the captain of the Exxon Valdez, I was the one who suggested that the captain play that game of quarters with the bottle of Rumplemintz .
2. Although Al Gore invented the internet, I was the one who told him to put porn on it.
1. I was the one who had sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky.