President Disserter Jesus Bush

Right, for some kicks, you can always have a look at President Disserter Jesus Bush's Military Record and then you can sit back and smoke a joint whilst you wait for the 7 trillion dollar special interest counterattack evolves.

and if that isn't your salami, then

Awol Bush is something every child in America should have on their little nightstands, right next to their wax Jesus and their nightlight.