Advice of the Day

"I sometimes get emails asking me to propose solutions or make suggestions. Fine. Today's lesson: don't rape, don't torture, don't kill and get out while you can- while it still looks like you have a choice... Chaos? Civil war? Bloodshed? We’ll take our chances- just take your Puppets, your tanks, your smart weapons, your dumb politicians, your lies, your empty promises, your rapists, your sadistic torturers and go." - via Riverbend, the girl blog from Iraq, Baghdad Burning

Worthwhile links:

Many works of writing literature available at Read Print via Maud Newton

For hours of ridiculous fun, baseball via Ultimate Insult.

Graphic rendering of the The main difference between Europe and the USA via Uren.Dagen.Nachten.

Salinger "Uncollected Writings" via leftblank

Whodunnit?

No kinda Victory Day celebration I've ever heard of. The Kremlin-backed president of Russia's warring Chechnya region and a top Russian general were killed Sunday when an explosion tore through a stadium in the Chechen capital where they were attending World War II observances, the republic's Interior Ministry said.

More photos of isolated incidences via Empire Notes

Better still, The Beast has spoken:

"People ought to get off his case and let him do his job," Oil Baron and Chairman Bloodsucker Prick Cheney demanded of people getting on the case of Donald Rumsfeld simply because he is the figurehead of the Pentagon responsible for the murder, rape and torture of Iraqi prisoners. Silly liberals. Can't you see? You're tying his hands! The terrorists are winning if you keep complaining! Get off his case already, kids! Go and do your homework!

Oh where art thou, new edition of Get Your War On? It's been more than two weeks!